Williamsburg gets its own Rolex. Coca-Cola’s AI Christmas ad melts down.
Ancient viruses. OpenAI just Amazon Primed itself. Apple M5.
Whales might outlive us all. 1 in 3 Manhattan condo owners lost money.
Big Tech’s about to feel the AI hangover. Man lives 9 months with a pig kidney.
OpenAI made a browser. Japan elects its first female prime minister.
iRace: coming soon to your iPhone? Science just cured blindness (sort of).
ChatGPT adds adult mode. Dumbphones are the new flex. Paris is losing it over Shein.
Trump is biggest Bitcoin whale now. Prada buys Versace.
Amazon just made CVS obsolete. Your $10 latte just got pricier (again).
Talk to Meta AI, get ads for your trauma. Apple passport. Spacecraft one-hour global delivery.
Porsche Cayenne EV. OpenAI hits $500B. Robots just made 20 babies, no joke.
America: now cheaper than Samoa. The Sims just got a new landlord.
